Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said," Fried chicken" She said I wasn't funny, but she wasn't1, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and I am. Fried chicken is my favorite 2. I told my dad what happend, and he said my teacher was probably a (n) 3 of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. 4 my teacher sent me to the principal's office (校长室). I told him what happened, and he 5, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me6, just like she'd asked the other children. I told her it was because people could 7 them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again. I don't 8. My parents taught me to be honest, 9 my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person10 like(s) most.
I told her, "Colonel Sanders (肯德基创始人)."
Guess where I am now...
